Well wouldn’t you know it, that big old holiday with the merriment and joy and stuff is creeping right up on me. What have I done to prepare for it?
Well, I take that back. I made 20 jars of pickles back in September, but apart from that… yeah, nothing. In an effort to keep up my image as a domestic goddess, here’s how I plan to spend the next few days preparing for Christmas:
9 editions of the Nutcracker playing non-stop in the background
8 servings of soup a-freezing
7 times a-shoveling (assumedly… although it hasn’t snowed yet)
6 cranberry loaves a-baking
5 golden teeth
aside: I haven’t been to the dentist in awhile, and am anticipating a few cavities…