It’s all my fault. I knew I was taking a risk by changing from the blue long-sleeve t-shirt to the grey short-sleeve t-shirt. You see, I’ve consistently worn the blue shirt, and the Florida Gators have consistently won since the beginning of the season.
Last Saturday I changed my shirt; last Saturday the Gators lost. Craptastically lost.
I fully admit that this loss is directly related to one woman (me), a couple thousand miles away, who’s not exactly a fan, changing from one Florida Gator T-shirt to another.
For this, you have my deepest regret and apology.
Better luck next week, boys.